Techie Humor
Since most of us are programmers or work with programmers, we thought you might enjoy a little technical humor.
Here are a few of our latest jokes. Enjoy!
Q: Why do programmers love pianistas?
A: Because pianistas can do "C Sharp"
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Bool(1). It's funny cos its True
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The greatest part about engineering standards is there are so many to choose from!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world; those who know binary, and those who don't.
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Here are two timeless truths I learned early in my programming career:
- If builders built buildings the way programmers write programs the first woodpecker to come along could destroy civilization.
- Code is like Jello if you poke it in one place it wiggles somewhere else.
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Q: Why did the Java programmer buy new glasses?
A: So they could C Sharp.
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COBOL - A high level programming language designed to enhance long term employment prospects.
Maintenance - Carried out by COBOL programmers, and their children, and their children's children.
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Q: What is the difference between an IT salesperson and a used car salesperson?
A: The used car salesperson knows when they are lying to you.
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My favorite joke is UDP and I really don't care if you get it....
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question = 2b || !2b
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Come back again when you feel the need for some more programming humor! We update the list of jokes regularly.
Or send us a joke of our own. We'd love to share it on the site.
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