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Techie Humor

Since most of us are programmers or work with programmers, we thought you might enjoy a little technical humor.

Here are a few of our latest jokes. Enjoy!

Q: Why do programmers love pianistas?

A: Because pianistas can do "C Sharp"

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Bool(1). It's funny cos its True

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The greatest part about engineering standards is there are so many to choose from!

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world; those who know binary, and those who don't.

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Here are two timeless truths I learned early in my programming career:

  1. If builders built buildings the way programmers write programs the first woodpecker to come along could destroy civilization.
  2. Code is like Jello if you poke it in one place it wiggles somewhere else.

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Q: Why did the Java programmer buy new glasses?

A: So they could C Sharp.

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COBOL - A high level programming language designed to enhance long term employment prospects.

Maintenance - Carried out by COBOL programmers, and their children, and their children's children.

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Q: What is the difference between an IT salesperson and a used car salesperson?

A: The used car salesperson knows when they are lying to you.

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My favorite joke is UDP and I really don't care if you get it....

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question = 2b || !2b

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Come back again when you feel the need for some more programming humor! We update the list of jokes regularly.

Or send us a joke of our own. We'd love to share it on the site.