Techie Humor

There are 10 kinds of people in the world; those who know binary, and those who don't.

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Here are two timeless truths I learned early in my programming career:

1. If builders built buildings the way programmers write programs the first woodpecker to come along could destroy civilization.
2. Code is like Jello if you poke it in one place it wiggles somewhere else.

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Q: Why did the Java programmer buy new glasses?

A: So they could C Sharp.

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COBOL - A high level programming language designed to enhance long term employment prospects.

Maintenance - Carried out by COBOL programmers, and their children, and their children's children.

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Q: What is the difference between an IT salesperson and a used car salesperson?

A: The used car salesperson knows when they are lying to you.

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My favorite joke is UDP and I really don't care if you get it....

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question = 2b || !2b

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Three database SQLs walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later, they walked out because they couldn't find a table.

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Q: Why do python coders wear glasses?

A: Because they cannot 'C'.

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CIRCLES are useless. They are pointless.

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